Thursday, October 30, 2008

The End Times


They are upon us.

Didn't the ATF just break up a plot to assassinate Obama?
Not that Rednecks and Skinheads are one and the same, but the potential for overlap is too obvious to ignore.

So what is a Skinhead Redneck to do?
He can't vote for Obama, that would violate his Aryan code. But he can't abandon his brother 'Necks either. He is dependent upon them for fellowship in the brotherhood of NASCAR (and super hot discounts at the local O'Reilly's store).

More troubling may be the reaction from the respective camps. Already a minority, the Skinheads cannot allow an entire faction to simply abandon the cause, while the Rednecks will view the rift as an opportunity to gain power in non-traditional states, like Michigan.

However it plays out, I'm looking forward to stories involving white tuxes and top hats.

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