Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Welcome Distraction

Monday, February 23, 2009

Mustache Monday

The intimidator?

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Welcome Distraction

Bonus. Because today is the 18th.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Mustache Monday

Not quite classy, not quite handlebar. Not quite right.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Monday, February 9, 2009

Mustache Monday

Is it a bad thing to strive to look like philip seymour hoffman or is it a bad thing to try and look cool at the same time? What's the over-under on a 18-sided die being in that jacket pocket?

Friday, February 6, 2009

So much more painful in another language.

This yard sale was impressive. It was like he didn't know there was a bit of a bump there at the end. Kind of a crotch punch that he was so close to crossing sliding through the finish line.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Welcome Distraction

Tyson at Sundance.

Okay. First off, I was at Sundance and didn't get to see iron Mike. Very frustrating.
Park City, UT
“I never used to understand why people perceived me as such a monster, and then I saw the movie and it all made sense,” the heavyweight said at Bon Appetit’s Supper Club bash post-screening.
Tyson went on to say that “people are offering me a lot of pussy and a lot of money again.”
When everyone in the room laughed uncomfortably, Tyson corrected the chucklers.
“It’s not funny,” Tyson chided. “This stuff is detrimental. I had a hard time controlling it in the past.”

Africa great at lots of things. Completing projects on budget and AIDS avoidance not two of them.

South Africa - (not just a region, or an area of a bigger country [like Africa] for the Palin's of the world)
Stadium construction costs for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa are expected to exceed budgets by 2 billion rands ($253 million), the South African government said Wednesday.
When the government bid to host the football showcase, estimates made in 2004 for the cost of hosting the tournament were as little as 3 billion rand ($380 million). But plans have become more ambitious since then, with new stadiums being built in Durban and Cape Town.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Little kids acting like you did in college.

Just weird not hearing Wu-tang in the background.

Tattoo Tuesday

Some have art that hangs on the wall, some have art that sags on their skin. Not always, but sometimes, both pieces of art have eyes that follow you around the room. Lets hope for your sake that only the eyes follow you around the room and not the owner of this "art."

Attention Criminals! Felony Murder Rule. If you are going to commit a felony, you might want to get acquainted with it.

Larry Whitfield was on foot, his getaway car wrecked, his rookie attempt at robbing a bank thwarted by a set of locked doors, according to detectives. Looking for a place to hide, police say, he found himself inside the home of a frightened old woman.
There's no evidence Whitfield ever touched 79-year-old Mary Parnell. Authorities say he even told the grandmother of five he didn't want to hurt her, directing her to sit in a chair in her bedroom. But investigators have no doubt he terrified her so much that she died of a heart attack.

Now Whitfield, a 20-year-old with no prior criminal record, is charged with first-degree murder, a rare defendant accused of literally scaring a person to death.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Don't attempt to rape wild, mean-spirited animals. We were seriously hoping we wouldn't have to dot every "i" and cross every "t"

Russia (because, why wouldn't it be) -

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

Hypocritical bastards. No means no.

SIKE, Wa-keen fooled us all. And by "all" I mean those who cared

We only enjoyed the pictures of him looking like the roaming gnome (sans goofy hat).

Mustache Monday

the mustache that curiously craves powder donut drizzle