Monday, October 27, 2008

Damnit Jeb, I said 102, not 103!


Those crazy skinheads are at it again. Today the ATF reported that it foiled a plot to assassinate Obama. But leave it to the skinheads to get creative:

The ATF says it has broken up a plot to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and shoot or decapitate 102 black people in a Tennessee murder spree. Link here.


Are you going to assassinate Obama or shoot and/or decapitate 102 black people? Which is it, cause you're not doing both.

And if you're thinking these decapitated minded-skinheads lack the class to be mentioned in the same sentence with the likes of marksman Lee Harvey Oswald, or the politically determined John Wilkes Booth, then think again:

Apparently befitting the historic assault, Cowart and Schlesselman "stated they would dress in all white tuxedos and wear top hats during the assassination attempt."


Take that Charles Guiteau (who, upon assassinating President Garfield in 1881, offered the following exaultation: "'I am a Stalwart of the Stalwarts . . . Arthur is President now!!'").

Hat tip to Tennessee (again).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

white tux and top hats. that there is classy killin