Friday, January 30, 2009

Sweet. We get the Boss at halftime? Why not this?

Apparently one of their choir mates dropped dead before this production.


(H/T to Barstoolsports)

We aren't exactly up to the minute lately. In fact we are weeks behind on this blog thing.

To catch up...in case you have been pulling a David Blaine "lock yourself in a refrigerator for weeks on end" routine:



Britney - Skinny again










Kim - still big






























Lindsay - much smaller, glorious


























Jessica - much bigger















did we say Jessica much bigger,
because we meant BIGGER.

Tattoos on hot women...anything to this?

The lara Croft thing got us thinking.


Thursday, January 29, 2009

Carl wants to help you with your betting. Squares and all.

Megan Fox to be the next tomb raider?


Although Jolie is not a bad looking shirt full of titties, we are pretty sure that Megan Fox as Lara Croft would be pretty badass. She took Transformers from meh to meh+Megan Fox. Will we see it? No. But we will gladly take in all the red carpet and promotional photos that comes with plugging a movie. Hooray!
Although not set in stone, how can you not cast Ms. Fox. I mean...the name alone. Sheesh.

The Super Bowl is coming. Apparently it is on Sunday. Apparently part II, the Boss is playing.

Have you noticed a trend in the halftime entertainment over the last years?
-Bruce Springsteen 2009
-Tom Petty 2008
-Prince 2007
-Rolling Stones 2006
-Paul McCartney 2005
The last 5 halftime acts were brought to you by Don Mischer Productions and White Cherry Entertainment. The only thing I have to say is that if Don Mischer is allowed to continue this trend, we can expect Ray Conniff and the Ray Conniff singers in 2010 and Kenny Rogers in 2011.


Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Alone in my room

video

Welcome Distraction

Always awkward when we catch her making the bed.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Mustache Monday


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Monday, January 19, 2009

Mustache Monday

Hobbies. They are great for keeping some people busy that really need to be kept busy.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

of course I knew you were blind

This is like Christmas all over again.

Welcome Distraction


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

We're sorry


We are experiencing some downtime on the blog. We should be back up and running soon.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Mustache Monday


Burt looks like he is a big fan of toes.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

It happens


National Championship: Oklahoma vs. Florida








vs.
Mascots: Schooner vs. Gator
Coeds: Florida vs. Oklahoma-













vs.

Welcome distraction









Monday, January 5, 2009

Just like the movie "Explorers" only different



Three German children aged five, six and seven who said they were fed up with cold weather at home set off on a voyage to Africa but only got as far as the local train station, police said on Monday.
"The children wanted to do something really special for the New Year," said police spokesman Holger Jureczko. "They had it all planned out. They had three suitcases, filled with food, swimming costumes, a lilo and even sunglasses."
What the hell is a swimming costume?
Explorers starred Ethan Hawke, River Phoenix and Jason Presson. Yes, that Jason Presson. The yogurt jerk (Alex) from Gremlins 2: The New Batch. I knew you knew him.

Thank Heavens! He's back.

DUBLIN (Reuters) - Irish-American dance master Michael Flatley is back on stage after years of suffering from a "mystery virus," thanks to a treatment by an Irish "energy healer," Irish media quoted Flatley as saying on Wednesday.









[looked for something gayer. I obviously failed]

Naming your son. Jesus vs. professional soccer player? There is a difference?



The mother, Virgen Maria Huarcaya, delivered the 7.7 pound (3.5 kg) boy, Jesus Emanuel, in the early hours of Christmas at the central maternity hospital in Lima, the capital.

The baby's father, Adolfo Jorge Huamani, 24, is a carpenter. Or at least, he is now that the story is so much more sensational [it isn't].

"A few days ago we had decided to name my son after a professional soccer player," the father said. "But thanks to a happy coincidence this is how things ended up."

That fact though...that is sensational.

OMG! The NHL all star game was like...a week ago and nobody knew or cared.



yawn, nother hobby league hasn't been interesting since the one guy told the other guys they were having his sloppy seconds.

Mustache Monday


the mustache that says it all without having to say anything. at all.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Band Meeting... New season to start in January


[Murray Hewitt] :
"Okay, band meeting..."


"Murray, present"


"Jermaine...is present"


"Bret...is present"

Flight of the Conchords

Soccer, drinking and chainsaws. No way this happened in the UK. No way.

UK (damn)
Anthony Lloyd, 20, was ordered off the park pitch for foul language but returned with the running power tool and tried to chop the hands off rival Paul Westwood while yelling: "I'm a crank."
"The victim's friend ran off, leaving him cornered by the defendant."
Lloyd began thrusting the chainsaw at Mr Westwood, cutting his chest.
Ms Plant added: "He tried to chop his hands off while Mr Westwood was defending himself. He then walked off."

Judge Neil Stewart sentenced Lloyd to 12 months' imprisonment, suspended for two years, and ordered him to attend a drug rehabilitation programme.
He said: "You had been drinking, you were unpleasant, you went away and then for some reason you brought back a chainsaw which was running.


I like how the prosecutor here subtly disparages the friend. You and I may be down like four flat tires, but if someone comes hunting us down with a chainsaw...I am Usain bolting it and hoping that you come in second.
I also am fond of the fact that the judge states that he was unpleasant. Like he was talking during a movie.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Wait...what?



A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's penis because she didn't want to have sex with him.

According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his penis.

He tried to stop her, he told a deputy, but she kept at it. He then began to punch her in the head and pushed her to the floor, and she let go, according to the arrest report.Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened.


Lesson one, for the girls:
-stick to one story.
Lesson two, for the fellas:
-careful where your penis goes. further, if someone is biting your penis...try to stop them (aggressive action may be necessary). A gentle reminder that they are biting your penis may not be the appropriate route to take.

NCAA has herpes guidelines. Seriously.

Pennsylvania
Harris and two other ex-wrestlers - Andrew Bradley, of Delaware, and Alex Binder, of Maryland - are suing York College of Pennsylvania, in York County, claiming that coaches knew that a teammate had contracted herpes simplex virus Type 1, yet allowed him to continue wrestling and infecting others during the fall of 2006.

Although the York wrestling team made each infected wrestler sit out for three days, NCAA guidelines dictate that athletes with active herpes outbreaks must not compete, even with
bandages, until a five-day anti-viral treatment is completed.
Harris, who recently graduated from York, said that at one point roughly 70 percent of the team - or about 25 wrestlers - had contracted herpes, which is treatable but not curable.





[still sticking with the wrestling excuse...okay...whatev]