I watch you. Frequently.

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RIP-We never questioned your commitment to Sparkle motion

To:

Darry Curtis

Jed

Dalton

Truman Gates

Bohdi

Jim Cunningham

Just know that the while you werent the saturday afternoon movie king, you were still one of our favorites. We, along with Wade Garrett, will mourn you.

Jim Tressel is a God

(this was completely lifted but was too good not to share . h/t Orson Swindle at EDSBS.COM and LSU Freek)

Clue envelope reveals: Med Student in the garage with a sword

Baltimore-

Baltimore police say a Johns Hopkins University medical student armed with a samurai sword killed an intruder in his garage.
Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi says campus police and an off-duty city officer responding to a call for a suspicious person heard screams to call police around 1:20 a.m. Tuesday.
Guglielmi says the student told the man he found in his garage to leave and the man accosted him. That's when Guglielmi says the student defended himself, cutting off the man's hand and causing a severe laceration to his upper body.
He says the man died at the scene, but police are not yet releasing his name.
Police are interviewing the student and others and are talking to prosecutors about whether to file charges.

So...nobody administers first aid to the nub? It wasn't like he cut his head off. This guy sucks at robbing people. But this med student sucks at saving lives. Maybe he hasn't taken the hippocratic oath yet...I wouldn't know.

One thing I do know. This med student is a level 4 Warlock with mean intentions and +8 attack.

Mustache Monday

There couldn't have been "Private Eyes" without Oates. And 80's fashion sense couldn't have been more regrettable without mustaches.

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What a tosser...

Madeira Beach- A 41-year-old man who witnesses said had been drinking since 9 a.m. was arrested Monday afternoon after authorities say he created a disturbance by pretending to drown and throw jellyfish on teenagers.
Keith Edward Marriott, of 100 154th Ave. in Madeira Beach, faces charges of disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon after a pocketknife was found in his shorts, Pinellas County sheriff's deputies said. Marriott repeatedly submerged himself and floated to the surface, "causing concern for his safety," and was "loud and disruptive," according to a sheriff's report.
Then he started throwing sea creatures.
Marriott, who is listed on arrest reports as working for a brokerage company, was being held at Pinellas County Jail in lieu of $250 bail.


Try as you might...this may be one of the best stories I have read this year.

Ding...Ding...

This guy has a mirror in his pocket cause he's gotta practice lookin hard.

Truth? He has gotta practice doing something because boxing may not be his bag. And if something isn't your bag, you probably don't want to stand there looking hard waiting for another person to light you up like a Bulldog on a Cowboy. At least the cowboys beat their opener which is more than OU can say as the entire Sooner nation panicks and jumps off the Schooner bandwagon like it was about to roll over midfield.

Welcome Distraction

who doesn't love the name Oksana?

One year? We made it? Hardly.

Mustache Monday

totally. getting. laid.

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Welcome Distraction