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You won, you sexy thing. Now get to those dirty dishes.

Lame joke of the week

A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, “Heres a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks.” The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator’s mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: “I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try.” After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It’s a woman. “I’ll give it a try,” she says, “but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.”

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Commencement Kerfuffle

Arizona State University decided against giving an honary degree to its commencement speaker because his body of work has yet to come:

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Good luck. You are going to need it. Who gives me odds that as soon as he can, he will have a gold chain outside that sweater?

Wait...what?

Simona Halep is reportedly considering a breast reduction.

I guess we just don't see the problem.

My lame joke of the week.

not sure if i will keep this up or not (most probably the latter), but am going to give this a whirl.


A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, “Are you comfortable?” The guy says: “I make a good living.”

This fella is an urban magician in the making.

you know those guys that do all the sick jumps and moves off of concrete embankments and buildings and such? This is referred to as freerunning or Parkour.
This uncordinated goof is splendid and lucky he didn't gork himself.

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Just wow.

Megan Fox forgets something...much to your chagrin

Long island-ites got smarts real good!

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If you have not seen this...you're welcome.
This is so wonderfully delightful.

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The Bandit.

Real Madrid gets Renaldo, Renaldo gets $131 million and herpes

after signing a mega deal (that is what the financial institutions call it behind closed doors), Christano Renaldo decides to leave behind all the incredible scattered ass that he has had in the past and give a used up pulse like Paris Hilton a try.























Around 3 a.m. you can imagine a latino man yelling, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL." We find all of this disturbing, especially the guy who yells after every goal.

Major League Baseball draft....wha...I missed it?

since we haven't had a kooky and weird Meet the Mascot in a long while, here you go. (we aren't trying to showing how lame mascots and baseball can be, it just worked out that way)

okay, first off:

is that a belt? it looks like part of the uniform was torn off and fashioned to keep his pants up

i kinda hope that this is a super skinny fella (or girl) that is wearing a pillow, but i really doubt that.

the insignia on the front is so tight it looks like a heart rate monitor.

chief krazy horse looks as though he might be a little blunted. his eyes are in serious trouble.

what is the deal with the half batting gloves-half whatever the hell you call those thumb-things.

I know it is somewhere in the archives...and that is what pains us.

so, we will just bring this wonderful .gif file back from time to time till someone makes us take it off or we fade into Bolivian.

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Everything seems totally normal here.

Long story short...she is getting the kid.

being starved in a 3rd world nation vs. looking starved in a 3 ring circus (admittedly, I don't know what that means)

you know what would be cool...if he wasn't french.

Nevermind. it is still pretty cool.

we saw this video many moons ago, but saw it again and decided to share it with all of you (and by all of you, we mean kyle...and perhaps todd).

just kidding...kyle doesnt read this anymore and we don't even know a todd (kinda sad).

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This stache in a fur coat. That would be solid.

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What's better, the hair or stache?