Saturday, April 30, 2011

She should be working out at the nude gym...clearly.

Aside from what little dignity, she lost her shirt and most of her pants.  Impressive tactics that were utilized.  It appears that black people do watch hockey.

Friday, April 29, 2011

You almost made it.

Bad timing versus...gravity.

It happens.

More magnets.

Magnus wants more magnets. More magnets he shall have. The future is bright down under.

Jackie Christie . . . Where Ya Been?

Aside from installing every GPS device known into her husband, Doug Christie, we wondered what else Jackie Christie might be up to?

Not having heard anything for a long while on the Christie's and their bizarre relationship, juxtaposably decided to take a look.

A quick search unearthed Jackie Christie Inc.

My buddies and I have decided that we are going to get a Doug Christie jersey. Every time one of the guys bitches out b/c the significant other has plans or won't allow it, they get the jersey.

Back and to the left

That. Was. Awesome.

We completely missed Plumber's Day

Apparently, it is April 25th.  Who knew?  COED mag. online, that's who. Follow the link for the full gallery.

You can go out and hug your local area plumber, ogle a few of these hot pictures below or click the link at the top to take part in the celebration.

he's just waiting for some appreciation
so hot.

You are on your own pops.

Tampa Bay, FL
TAMPA - A 51-year-old woman tried to buy her 80-year-old father the services of a prostitute over Easter weekend, Tampa police said.
The pair, who listed their hometown as Dubuque, Iowa, were arrested on Nebraska Avenue, an area of Tampa known for prostitution activity.
According to the arrest affidavit, 51-year-old Pia Kirchberg offered an undercover police officer $20 if she would have sex with Kirchberg's elderly father.
Both Pia Kirchberg and 80-year-old Maurice Kirchberg were charged with soliciting for prostitution.
The father and daughter were among eight people arrested in the sex sting.
"Prostitution is illegal.  It doesn't matter how old you are," said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy. "If we catch you trying to solicit a prostitute you're going to jail."

I thought we were living in America.

New gym is taking the "wipe down the equipment after you finish" policy to another level

Sun- "you know it's credible"
Seriously?  Why all the mirrors?  Also, can you imagine that chick right there on the machine where you have to spread your legs?  [just threw up in my mouth a little bit]

A STRUGGLING gym is hoping potential clients will fancy getting buff in the buff — after launching naked workouts.

Liberal-minded customers have been invited to burn calories in the nude at Easy Gym which provides towels to "prevent slippage" on equipment.
Owner Merche Laseca said: "We knew we had to innovate because we were losing clients.
"Times are hard. There is a crisis. I need the money. I am not a nudist myself, but I don't mind it at all."
The business in the northern Spanish town of Arrigorriaga is the country's first gym to allow fitness fanatics to bare all.
Merche got the idea after a survey of nudists showed 90 per cent of them would happily exercise naked.
Critics claimed the nude gym sessions might be unhygienic and uncomfortable. 

 Might be unhygienic.  Might be.  Might.

[in my Andy Rooney voice]  And what's the deal with those old guys in the gym that are using hairdryers on their balls?  What is that all about?  I mean I get that you have given up on life generally and that you do not have a care in the world about anyone seeing your saggy balls and shriveled dong covered by a silver forest, but to use a hairdryer to tame that thanks.

"hey...yeah you. Come check out my box."

PhotobucketGet cho ass in the cadillac.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Who's awesome? You're awesome and a comfy in your own skin (because there is a lot of it)


Being a lawyer must be a magical experience.

Who's awesome? The Asian mob is awesome.

(H/T to the Chive. Chive ON!)

One wonders what would have happened if these two forces ran into each other?


Penguins are becoming my favorite animal of all time.

Ticklish Penguin - Watch more Funny Videos
(h/t Barstool)

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Wecome distraction


Tuesday, April 26, 2011

--the stupid nasty honey badger

I know that this has been out for awhile, but it is too good not to pass on or see again.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Wait . . . Was That a Viking Costume??

Its a Jungle Out There . . .

I Think He's Bluffing

Ever wonder what Biker Fox does with the birds from his website after they die? Wonder no more . . .

Is the War Over??

Even if its not, don't go looking for OBL or anything crazy. Make videos!

Who's awesome? You're awesome

Sunday, April 24, 2011

hold it right there. two gingers in the same frame?

Happy Easter....

Come check out my bunny van.

Friday, April 22, 2011

It happens

Perv in Portland

A man behind the wheel of a stolen car plowed through crime scene tape near the Lloyd Center mall, where a 14-year-old was shot in the head Monday, Portland police say.
When officers found the driver, identified as Kevin Signalness, they said he had his pants unzipped and a pornographic magazine laying on the passenger seat.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Welcome Distraction


Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Monday, April 18, 2011

Friday, April 15, 2011

Wednesday, April 13, 2011