Thursday, October 23, 2008

Seriously? Beauty Queens got smarts real good


U.S. Americans, such as, therefore the Iraq...
wait...that was Miss Teen South Carolina. This is Miss Teen Louisiana and she appears to be just as bright. At least Miss Teen S. Carolina had to endure the scrutiny of answering on stage in front of millions such a difficult question as:
"Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
Miss Teen Louisiana doesnt have that crutch...she only has her solid decision making such as, therefore doing a dine and dash and leaving her purse contaning her identification...
and weed...
which she came back for...
on a $47 tab.
yep. Between Miss Teen Louisiana and Britney's younger sister admitting that she was sure she couldn't get pregnant while breastfeeding...Louisiana teens are slowly (and by slowly...I mean never) going to take over the world.

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