Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Who else want a piece of hollywood cole?

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Hey, Mindy isn't your run of the mill ambulance stealing skank, she might clean up rather nice. Bless her heart. I love how the news anchors were shocked that she decided to say something to them. How is it that we can't get more drunks in custody to share their wonderful stories. I say we all toast Mindy and her incredible journey because we all had a pretty good time too. By "we," I mean Mindy and everyone but her public defender who is just loving this televised admission.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Welcome Distraction -special edition-

Because we could never have to many with Marisa Miller

Thursday, October 1, 2009

A real life Lilliput. And I wanna know where da gold at?

Lilliput - sorta...
Dwarves found 'theme park' commune to escape bullying
A community of dwarves has set up its own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people. The group has turned itself into a tourist attraction by building mushroom houses
Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4ft 3 ins tall and they run their own police force and fire brigade from their 120 residents.
Now the group has turned itself into a tourist attraction by building mushroom houses and living and dressing like fairy tale characters.
"As small people we are used to being pushed around and exploited by big people. But here there aren't any big people and everything we do is for us," said spokesman Fu Tien.
The idea of housing dwarves in special compounds would be anathema in the West, and the village has sparked fierce debates among expats living in China.
"When I first heard this I pictured myself obscure freak shows from a hundred years back," wrote one commenter
on the GoKunming website. "Pay the entrance fee and you can watch these people perform."
But others said that it was the dwarves' best chance of employment given the surplus of labour in China.
"We might feel aghast at treating humans this way but this is the best way the Chinese government can deal with the situation right now," wrote Tonyaod.
"Go back a hundred years or so in our culture and we will see that we did the same thing à la the freakshows and the circus."

Does it get more magical? The answer is simply, "of course not. This is as wonderful as it gets."

Curious as to how long it took me to find this picture? It is the actual picture of the dwarves in their commune.

It's like Under the Rainbow meets Gulliver's Travels.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Friday, September 18, 2009

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

RIP-We never questioned your commitment to Sparkle motion


Darry Curtis



Truman Gates


Jim Cunningham

Just know that the while you werent the saturday afternoon movie king, you were still one of our favorites. We, along with Wade Garrett, will mourn you.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Jim Tressel is a God

(this was completely lifted but was too good not to share . h/t Orson Swindle at EDSBS.COM and LSU Freek)

Clue envelope reveals: Med Student in the garage with a sword

Baltimore police say a Johns Hopkins University medical student armed with a samurai sword killed an intruder in his garage.
Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi says campus police and an off-duty city officer responding to a call for a suspicious person heard screams to call police around 1:20 a.m. Tuesday.
Guglielmi says the student told the man he found in his garage to leave and the man accosted him. That's when Guglielmi says the student defended himself, cutting off the man's hand and causing a severe laceration to his upper body.
He says the man died at the scene, but police are not yet releasing his name.
Police are interviewing the student and others and are talking to prosecutors about whether to file charges.

So...nobody administers first aid to the nub? It wasn't like he cut his head off. This guy sucks at robbing people. But this med student sucks at saving lives. Maybe he hasn't taken the hippocratic oath yet...I wouldn't know.

One thing I do know. This med student is a level 4 Warlock with mean intentions and +8 attack.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Mustache Monday

There couldn't have been "Private Eyes" without Oates. And 80's fashion sense couldn't have been more regrettable without mustaches.

Friday, September 11, 2009

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

What a tosser...

Madeira Beach- A 41-year-old man who witnesses said had been drinking since 9 a.m. was arrested Monday afternoon after authorities say he created a disturbance by pretending to drown and throw jellyfish on teenagers.
Keith Edward Marriott, of 100 154th Ave. in Madeira Beach, faces charges of disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon after a pocketknife was found in his shorts, Pinellas County sheriff's deputies said. Marriott repeatedly submerged himself and floated to the surface, "causing concern for his safety," and was "loud and disruptive," according to a sheriff's report.
Then he started throwing sea creatures.
Marriott, who is listed on arrest reports as working for a brokerage company, was being held at Pinellas County Jail in lieu of $250 bail.

Try as you might...this may be one of the best stories I have read this year.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009


This guy has a mirror in his pocket cause he's gotta practice lookin hard.

Truth? He has gotta practice doing something because boxing may not be his bag. And if something isn't your bag, you probably don't want to stand there looking hard waiting for another person to light you up like a Bulldog on a Cowboy. At least the cowboys beat their opener which is more than OU can say as the entire Sooner nation panicks and jumps off the Schooner bandwagon like it was about to roll over midfield.

Welcome Distraction

who doesn't love the name Oksana?

One year? We made it? Hardly.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Mustache Monday

totally. getting. laid.

Friday, September 4, 2009

(thanks to

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Monday, August 31, 2009

Mustache Monday

If heart throbs can do it, so can I.

p.s. I can't.

Not allowed within 200 feet of a playground, school or chuck-e-cheese

Friday, August 28, 2009

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Fancy love...that's what we are calling it.

One way to ensure failure. Market a product starting with the word "Fancy."

Unless, of course, it is Fancy Sauce. Almost everyone loves fancy sauce.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Monday, August 24, 2009

Mustache Monday

"um...I think I am cool with upgrading to first class"

Friday, August 21, 2009

we are a lot alike

(thanks to the Perry Bible Fellowship)

Wednesday, August 19, 2009