Monday, February 28, 2011

you can keep that kiss...your name is yuck-mouth

I am not exactly feeling it.  This guy earned all the accolades he gets.  Kissing the yuck-mouth for 47 hours.  You win fella.  You win.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

a few points

A few points:
-that is a lot of animal print
-where is the person headed and why
-I am not sitting down there after "her" 

Saturday, February 26, 2011

nothing odd about this.

awkward fella in the middle is a bit out of place

Friday, February 25, 2011

She is the victim of a semen attack.

Santa Ana 
This is her.

A Fullerton man has been found guilty of ejaculating into his female co-workers water bottle.
Click on the above link to get the details.  The courts and media were so good to protect her anonymity by referring to her as "Tiffany G." despite the fact that they had no problem showing her photo.  That does make it a bit easier to identify people/victims/girls brimming with awesome qualities.

She thought she recognized the taste of semen in the bottle, "I had a hunch that's what it was..."

--oh wow.  I, uh, think Tiffany sounds like a great catch for some lucky guy out there.  Let's read on.

Tiffany testified she threw the water bottle away [the first time the incident occurred]. But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.
At the time, I had no idea how else to figure out what this was,” she testified.

--news flash to the lucky fiancee.  you hold on to this one.  Tiffany sounds like a keeper.  

Happy Birthday Mitch!

We need to do more Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Fake or not?

holy wow.

Welcome Distraction

Thursday, February 24, 2011

This will go over like a dick in a birthday cake.

Charlie Sheen has splendid idea to buy a couple of mansions for ex's

"It looks like Charlie Sheen's estranged wife, Brooke Mueller could soon be on the move, relocating to her soon-to-be ex-husband's neighborhood, courtesy of a very generous offer - from the actor himself.
According to a source close to the situation Charlie wants to buy BOTH of his exes, Brooke and Denise Richards mansions at the swanky gated complex, Mullholland Estates, where he currently resides."
it warms the heart.  

Reasons not to go outside.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Clever and creepy.


-so this page has several photos of a guy that visits thrift stores and takes pictures so that he can later insert them into the frame.  Hobbies...we all got 'em.

it happens to us all

If by 'all' of us you mean those that are over 3 bills.

Amusement park ride the new moped. Don't get caught on one.

Is there just no oversight at all?