Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Meet the Midweek Mascot


Mascots by and large engender so much pride and energy in a fan base. Whether that fan base is a high school, college or professional sporting event, the mascot is there to make each individual fan feel better about themselves...personally. We salute the heroes for all they do [nothing] and the overall chance that they are going to get in the way of whatever event you paid money to see.

Of course, there is the off-handed chance that we may also salute some corporate mascots (if we get desperate...probable).


For example:
Founded in 1977, Foodland Ontario is a consumer promotion program of the Ontario Ministry of Agriculture and Food.

HOORAY!!! That is enough to get me out of my chair and doing the ol' aresenio hall 'woof' 'woof'! Yah!!! Ministry of Agriculture and food reminding you to eat your vegetables!! CRAZY time!!!

1 comment:

The Author said...

Memo to Foodland Ontario: if in the food-stuff business, avoid mascots that resemble a growth.