Tuesday, September 16, 2008

McCain Thinks Americans Kick Ass

Americans are strong. Just ask John McCain. As the stock market crashed and government assumed control of AIG, McCain told a crowd that he believed the fundamentals of the U.S. economy were strong.

However, the Obama campaign, using a very strained interpretation, seized upon the comment to complain that McCain was clearly out of touch, and essentially fiddling while Rome burned.

How dare they.

McCain was then forced to clarify what everyone already knew - that "fundamentals of the economy" does not refer to inflation, energy policy, interest rates, taxes, or regulation - "fundamentals of the economy" clearly refers to the individual American worker and nothing else.

And when McCain said that our fundamentals are strong, he didn't mean "sound," he meant physically strong. It's genius. In one stroke, McCain sized up the U.S. economy, fired a warning shot to all the non-American workers (read "illegals"), and proved himself to be a superior wordsmith.

How can you not vote for this guy?

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