New gym is taking the "wipe down the equipment after you finish" policy to another level

Sun- "you know it's credible"

Seriously?  Why all the mirrors?  Also, can you imagine that chick right there on the machine where you have to spread your legs?  [just threw up in my mouth a little bit]

A STRUGGLING gym is hoping potential clients will fancy getting buff in the buff — after launching naked workouts.

Liberal-minded customers have been invited to burn calories in the nude at Easy Gym which provides towels to "prevent slippage" on equipment.

Owner Merche Laseca said: "We knew we had to innovate because we were losing clients.

"Times are hard. There is a crisis. I need the money. I am not a nudist myself, but I don't mind it at all."

The business in the northern Spanish town of Arrigorriaga is the country's first gym to allow fitness fanatics to bare all.

Merche got the idea after a survey of nudists showed 90 per cent of them would happily exercise naked.

Critics claimed the nude gym sessions might be unhygienic and uncomfortable. 

 Might be unhygienic.  Might be.  Might.

[in my Andy Rooney voice]  And what's the deal with those old guys in the gym that are using hairdryers on their balls?  What is that all about?  I mean I get that you have given up on life generally and that you do not have a care in the world about anyone seeing your saggy balls and shriveled dong covered by a silver forest, but to use a hairdryer to tame that forest...no thanks.