Monday, February 2, 2009

Don't attempt to rape wild, mean-spirited animals. We were seriously hoping we wouldn't have to dot every "i" and cross every "t"

Russia (because, why wouldn't it be) -

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.


“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

Hypocritical bastards. No means no.

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