Thursday, January 1, 2009

Wait...what?



A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's penis because she didn't want to have sex with him.

According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his penis.

He tried to stop her, he told a deputy, but she kept at it. He then began to punch her in the head and pushed her to the floor, and she let go, according to the arrest report.Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened.


Lesson one, for the girls:
-stick to one story.
Lesson two, for the fellas:
-careful where your penis goes. further, if someone is biting your penis...try to stop them (aggressive action may be necessary). A gentle reminder that they are biting your penis may not be the appropriate route to take.

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