A young woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss, local media reported Monday.
The 20-something girl from Zhuhai, in southern Guangdong province, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear, the China Daily said, citing a report in a local newspaper.
"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the paper quoted a doctor surnamed Li from the hospital as saying.
The 20-something girl from Zhuhai, in southern Guangdong province, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear, the China Daily said, citing a report in a local newspaper.
"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the paper quoted a doctor surnamed Li from the hospital as saying.
Wait. Hold it.
This is too hard to believe. A doctor named Li? That just sounds suspect right there. And the Guangdong province? Pfff. Yeah right.
Even if there was a China...and that China had a Zhuhai in the southern part of the Guangdong province (according to wiki...it does), it only proves that women just can't be satisfied. You don't kiss em...they gripe. You do kiss them and bust an eardrum and they get all bitchy.
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