Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Because fitting in your back pocket is a good thing

Still stumped on what to get that 'special' someone for the holidays. Now you can fit your camo bible in one back pocket and an assault rifle in the other. *We dont recommend trying this. It can give wicked sciatica

I confess that if this made the "transformer" noise while going from flashlight to gun like optimus prime, I would probably buy it. I wish I could describe the sound.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll be ready when Mrs. Davis gives me the evil eye at the mailbox next time, and then I can mow her down in a hail of gunfire.

The Writer said...

or when you are walking the dog or taking out the trash. Because, you know, why not have an assault rifle with you?

Anonymous said...

Because you never know when you need to "get down to business" when you are walking the dog. It happens to me on a daily basis out in rural Oklahoma.