Biker Fox versus Peter Pan? Creepy factor?

When it comes down to which house parents should skip next Devil's night, let us not split hairs and just agree that nobody (at any age) should be visiting either of these guys fellas "gents" homes.

Who is more creepy? We will let you decide. But we do encourage you to get all the facts, so please feel free to check out both websites...for your kid's or even pet's sakes.

http://www.bikerfox.com/

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

First, there is just so much that is disturbing about these pictures. It isn't like I had to work to find them. Not only are they all available on the websites, but they are linked hoping that you find them.

In the blue corner...coming off a recent arrest with the Tulsa Police Dept. is the formidable, BIKER FOX!

[he used to have more pictures...shirtless and such...but I guess his public demanded something different. There was also rumored to have been a shirtless pic of him in jorts and a cowboy hat but I think he had to take it down or the innerwebs would have exploded]

In the pink corner...with all the agility and secrets of a young Errol Flynn, is the real...PETER PAN!!!!!

This is going to be tough. Biker Fox considers himself a stud. A hard-core biker that is adored by women and men alike.

Peter Pan is a misunderstood fella that is not gay and just finds himself most comfortable in the above clothes (which he makes).

I will let you decide who is more creepy. But only one of these two "guys" is married. I will let you figure that gem out on your own.