World to be Destroyed, Christmas Ruined

Still wondering what to get your loved one for Christmas? Don't bother.

According to Leland Freeborn, Christmas will be nothing but nuclear explosions, thermal winds and days of radioactive fallout. (LA Times).

Freeborn, a.k.a. the "Parowan Prophet," predicts the world will end over the Christmas holiday. His evidence? After the United States elected Barack Obama, Freeborn keeps having visions of nuclear flashes in the west while shopping at Wal-Mart. Solid.

I can think of several causal relationships that are quite convincing, e.g. every action has an equal and opposite reaction, what goes up must come down . . . now add to that list - Electing Obama = Nuclear Winter.