Former Creek County Judge Don Thompson was arrested for DUI Friday morning. (Link here and here).It is unknown whether the orphaned earring (pictured) is related to the circumstances leading to the charge, just another mistake in a string of bad decisions, or simply a cry for help.
You may remember Thompson for his unorthodox jurisprudence developed around using a penis pump while on the bench. A jury convicted Thompson of that charge, but prosecutors also accused Thompson of urinating in a trash can, shaving his scrotum on the bench, and keeping naughty photos on his work computer. (I'm looking at you Kozinski). Thompson did time in the Oklahoma Department of Corrections until his early release last April for good behavior. But let's not trifle the little things . . .
According to the Oklahoma Highway Patrol, a Trooper found Thompson in his car around 2:30 a.m. parked on the shoulder of a toll road. It is unknown whether Thompson meticulously stroked his goatee while describing the situation, but try as he might, Thompson was unable to explain the damage to the driver's side of his car, or the damage to a nearby bridge support.
To the surprise of everyone, Thompson then took a breathalyzer that registered 0.11, which is 0.04 over the legal limit in Oklahoma. The Trooper then thanked Thompson for voluntarily providing the most incriminating evidence in a DUI case, and for freeing the Trooper from any need to remember or testify about diddly-squat.
If convicted, Tommy Boy may find himself back in the pokey.
Game, set, match.
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2 comments:
poor guy! Arrested with his penis pump. Like Austin power!
that sort of thing is his bag. baby.
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