The Mail Online is reporting that a man decapitated himself with a chainsaw after losing an eviction battle to remain in an apartment complex scheduled for demolition. (Link here).Laugh all you want (the "lost his head" jokes are not even clever), but this guy had some serious skills. According to the story, David Phayll rigged a chainsaw using a broom handle, tape and a timer. At the *ding*, David was done. The Black & Decker made quick work of Mr. Phayall, but continued to run for another 15 minutes.
Hey Black & Decker - I smell an awesome Super Bowl commercial.
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4 comments:
he should have been more...headstrong.
not a time to lose one's head.
he'll never get "a head" in life...
such a shame that his name is Phayll and that he was successful.
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