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Still wondering how to get rid of those wrinkles? Well today is your lucky day, the cosmetic world is on fire with a new product called "The Foreskin from Circumcised Babies!" (The marketing team is still developing a name - but they're going with it for now). Link here.

Every year millions of pounds of baby foreskin is simply discarded as waste. This perfectly good skin is simply thrown out for the gulls who circle the landfills. And why should they get the good stuff? Well, not anymore.

Thanks to an overzealous green movement hell bent on reducing, reusing and recycling everything - without question - we can now inject ourselves to youth and beauty with the help of little baby boys worldwide.

What's that you say? You were never circumcised? Well huzzah! I spy a pot of gold between your legs. Grab some scissors and login to eBay cause its time to make the doughnuts.