what could possibly go wrong?

PHYALL!!!

we finally have our chance to say Phyall, and mean it. Juxtaposably reserves the right to point and say 'Phyall" to anyone about anything. Phyall main sound like a Brit trying to say Fail...but it extends beyond that. It extends to those that are successful in lopping off their own heads with chainsaws and unsuccessful at everything else.

But seriously. There was planning in this. Planning to the extent that we are fortunate enough to see 2 views. I give the odds at him jumping at an angle and through the hoop at 5%. The odds of him completing said task without injury, 2%.