Watch your ass. If Chuck's mustache doesnt kick your ass first, then there isn't anything to keep his legs from doing it . . . surely not the action jeans. They "[w]ont bind [his] legs."little known facts:
- Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
The real question remains though...who wins between Chuck Norris and Bill Brasky?
Clearly this should hinge on whether Brasky has a mustache or not.
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