Mustachio Monday

If you dont have New Years Eve plans, perhaps I may be of some service? He has had this man-growth for a long time (like weeks) and it shows.

Mustachio Monday

because "it's a sledgehammer" jokes never get old.

Mustachio Monday

For those office Christmas parties that can get out of hand.

Enjoy and do your best to sleep tonight knowing this fella probably just made bail.

This guy is like Al Franken only creepier.

Mustachio Monday

The King of stachio has arrived...

GOULET!

Mustachio Monday

the Wann-stache.

Mustachio Monday

Watch your ass. If Chuck's mustache doesnt kick your ass first, then there isn't anything to keep his legs from doing it . . . surely not the action jeans. They "[w]ont bind [his] legs."

little known facts:

• Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.

• Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

The real question remains though...who wins between Chuck Norris and Bill Brasky?

Clearly this should hinge on whether Brasky has a mustache or not.

Mustachio Monday

Sonny here is a perfect examply of 70's stache not coming across creepy and ready to sexually assault you.

Okay, we admit we're wrong.

Is it me or does he kind of follow you around the room as you are watching? It's me isn't it. Figures.

Mustache Monday

Shooting glasses...Check.

Wonderfulest mustache that probably gets involved whilest eating...check.

Creepy I have been here in the trees for awhile watching you, you should consider a restraining order stare...Check.

Mustachio Monday

If I could rock this, I would. All I can say...Boss Mr. Price, just Boss.

Mustachio Monday

Oh it's there alright. He knows it. He trims it. He makes one fatal flaw. He wants you to know that he can rock the mustache and the ascot at the same time. Only a few can do this. Only one has earned the right to rock the ascot and mustachio.

Robert Goulet, and only if he so chooses.

Mustachio Monday

You wily fella you. We cannot know what else is going on in that small room of yours. We cannot know what you are scheming. We only know that the mustache is truly delicious and the fact that you are trying to rock the front bangs unsuccessfully is boss (See Word Revival).

Mustachio Monday

Maybe you just woke up. Maybe you didnt. Or maybe you think that 22 PBRs is just what Thanksgiving is all about. This fella is about 8 secounds from slurring a slur.

Mustachio Monday

Thank you for being "you."

Mustachio Monday

because you think it might be a mistake, because you think maybe the camera added a few hairs, no...the mustache is just that wonderful.

My Heroes have always been...cowboys?

I am not sure if that is a whole mustache or not, but he may be a future candidate for our mustachio monday.