Garish Madonna Misses Top 10

The good folks over at the The Daily Dust put together a Top 10 list of Women over 40, and to the amazement of nobody anywhere in the the world not named Alex Rodriguez, Madonna missed the list entirely. (Link here). I know, shocker.

People come up with these lists all the time, some good - some bad, but the exclusion of Madonna from this list gives it immediate credibility. So, without further adieu, here's some of our favorites:

10. Elle MacPherson, 44

The Old Maid of our list. Elle has been tantalizing us with her looks (and accent) for more than 20 years and, according to the Dust, is recently divorced. I still have fond memories of 1986 - 1988 when Elle graced the cover of SI for three straight years.:

6. Elizabeth Hurley, 43

Another bombshell with an accent to boot. I still rank Hugh Grant's knob slob by a Hollywood street princess as one of the 7 Wonders of the Modern World.

2. Halle Berry, 42

No accent, and she was married to David Justice (strike two), but this 40+ bombshell still has the goods to keep any 20 year old scrambling for his Trapper Keeper.