"A tailgater skinny dipping inside a truck bed at a University of Massachusetts football game has been charged with assault for allegedly kneeing a campus police officer in the groin after being told to get out of the water. Deputy Chief Patrick Archbald said 21-year-old Marshal D.P. Keating of Edgewater, N.J., was among several fans splashing around in the back of a pickup truck before Saturday's game against the University of Delaware. When police told them to stop, Keating initially refused to get out. Archbald says he then approached the officer and kneed him twice in the groin. The officer, whom Archbald did not name, was given morphine at a hospital. He could miss up to two weeks of work."
several things here:-the dude was from Jersey...shocking.
-the officer was given morphine and is expected to miss two weeks of work? Listen, we had a guy (we will call him Brian) on our baseball team that took a grounder so hard in the gishbag that they had to drop him on the ground repeatedly to get his balls to fall back into place. He iced his nads down and he was at school the next day. What is this morphine and two weeks business?
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