Fair Fare

It's that time of year again. There's a nip in the air and FFA students everywhere are being treated to "Big City" life. Of course, this means the state fair is in town. I have long argued that the fair lends itself to the best people-watching of the year. But don't take my word for it. Here's a couple photos (click to enlarge):

In this photo, a local (townie?) eats an indian taco (585 calories) while comfortably seated in a mobility chair. This is smart. It prevents her from wasting all those calories by walking around. This way she can use them for more important things, like becoming a larger person.

In this next photo, we have two men soaking in the sweet melodies of NightRanger:

Muscle-car t-shits emblazoned with bikini-clad women, (check) facial hair, (check), gold chains, (check), cigarettes, (check), shirt tucked in sans belt, (check), jeans with tapered leg, (check), and accented with tennis shoes (check).

Their wives must be at home.