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The Bandit.

Real Madrid gets Renaldo, Renaldo gets $131 million and herpes

after signing a mega deal (that is what the financial institutions call it behind closed doors), Christano Renaldo decides to leave behind all the incredible scattered ass that he has had in the past and give a used up pulse like Paris Hilton a try.























Around 3 a.m. you can imagine a latino man yelling, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL." We find all of this disturbing, especially the guy who yells after every goal.

Major League Baseball draft....wha...I missed it?

since we haven't had a kooky and weird Meet the Mascot in a long while, here you go. (we aren't trying to showing how lame mascots and baseball can be, it just worked out that way)

okay, first off:

is that a belt? it looks like part of the uniform was torn off and fashioned to keep his pants up

i kinda hope that this is a super skinny fella (or girl) that is wearing a pillow, but i really doubt that.

the insignia on the front is so tight it looks like a heart rate monitor.

chief krazy horse looks as though he might be a little blunted. his eyes are in serious trouble.

what is the deal with the half batting gloves-half whatever the hell you call those thumb-things.

I know it is somewhere in the archives...and that is what pains us.

so, we will just bring this wonderful .gif file back from time to time till someone makes us take it off or we fade into Bolivian.

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Everything seems totally normal here.

Long story short...she is getting the kid.

being starved in a 3rd world nation vs. looking starved in a 3 ring circus (admittedly, I don't know what that means)

you know what would be cool...if he wasn't french.

Nevermind. it is still pretty cool.

we saw this video many moons ago, but saw it again and decided to share it with all of you (and by all of you, we mean kyle...and perhaps todd).

just kidding...kyle doesnt read this anymore and we don't even know a todd (kinda sad).

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This stache in a fur coat. That would be solid.

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