Mustache Monday

There couldn't have been "Private Eyes" without Oates. And 80's fashion sense couldn't have been more regrettable without mustaches.

Mustache Monday

totally. getting. laid.

Mustache Monday

If heart throbs can do it, so can I.


p.s. I can't.

Not allowed within 200 feet of a playground, school or chuck-e-cheese

Mustache Monday

"um...I think I am cool with upgrading to first class"

Mustache Monday

I wish Higgins would have had more play.

Not sure that my folks would let me knock on this man's door to retrieve the ball in his back yard. However, with that stache...I might just have been kicking back there to catch another look.

Mustache Monday

Everyone has a "pop pop"
Not everyone's pop pop has a glorious mugshot like this. Those glasses are wonderful. I can almost see around his entire head. It's like the pencil in the glass of water only with glasses and a creepy grandpa who is losing his decision making capacity with this style sense.

Mustache Monday

Although this is not me (cue collective exasperated disappointment), I have the exact same flared out, creepy stache. This mustache can reach out and touch you and it is never in a good way.

Mustache Monday

My accent after watching this photo turns strangely into an italian one...and I cannot explain it.

I know Zorro is not Italian...but the mustache sure feels Italian.

Mustache Monday

go Ken.

Mustache Monday

It's eery huh?

Mustache Monday

Jake the snake with a stache? Shocking, we know.

Mustache Monday

You won, you sexy thing. Now get to those dirty dishes.

Mustache Monday

Good luck. You are going to need it. Who gives me odds that as soon as he can, he will have a gold chain outside that sweater?

Mustache Monday

The Bandit.

Mustache Monday

This stache in a fur coat. That would be solid.

Mustache Monday

What's better, the hair or stache?

Mustache Monday

Without a doubt, how you do it. You sport this stache, you better have a look like this with it.

Mustache Monday

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Try again.

Mustache Monday

Public Enemy said, "Cant truss it." Neither should you.

Mustache Monday

Admittedly, this was just an excuse to post this pic.