Real Madrid gets Renaldo, Renaldo gets $131 million and herpes

after signing a mega deal (that is what the financial institutions call it behind closed doors), Christano Renaldo decides to leave behind all the incredible scattered ass that he has had in the past and give a used up pulse like Paris Hilton a try.























Around 3 a.m. you can imagine a latino man yelling, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL." We find all of this disturbing, especially the guy who yells after every goal.