NY PostNot that we are even close to the first to bring this story, but it gives us an excuse to discuss skeletor and her uncompromising grip on the Yankee's A-Rod. Madonna has apparently
charmed strong-armed Alex into leaving a family thanksgiving with his kids so that he can come snuggle up to her.
A-rod, being the sensitive smoothy that he is, had his lawyer call his ex-wife Cynthia to get her to sign the divorce papers.


--"oh...be nice"
[even skeletor has limits]