Russian Racewalkers found doping...

if you thought that this was an Onion article, you are wrong...but not alone.

Link here.


Cheating at walking?

Next there will be doping on the competitive eating circuit. The only thing better is if one of the world record holders in walking felt so depressed that he went into a shame spiral and then started getting so fat that the only thing he could do competitively was eat. But he couldnt just competitively eat. He had to competitively eat...and win. Win at all costs. Back alley deals to make sure that he wore the Mustard Belt. It is the sad story that we have all seen a dozen times over. Sergei Morozov thought he could handle the pressure of walking. Sergei thought he could handle the pressure of competitive eating. But Sergei couldnt stand the pressure of losing.

Cheating at walking?? Isnt this taking things too far? Next you are going to be telling me that people are getting knifed at beer pong? Link Beer Pong Stabbing (seriously). Lets do what we can to make sure Sergei Morozov doesnt get mixed up in beer pong.