"Don't Call It a Comeback" - Bruce Willis

Florida police tasered a naked man walking his dog last Friday. Link here. By itself, this isn't news, especially not from Tallahassee, but this animal lover may be on to something bigger:

"When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, 'Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,'"

That's right - Allah is a Bruce Willis fan and a dog lover. Who knew? Hollywood folks listen up - there's a huge market in the Middle East, and its starving for some Willis.