Tuesday Tattoo

I guess someone is a fan of someone else.

Tattoo Tuesday

Some have art that hangs on the wall, some have art that sags on their skin. Not always, but sometimes, both pieces of art have eyes that follow you around the room. Lets hope for your sake that only the eyes follow you around the room and not the owner of this "art."

Tattoo Toosday - 12/30

From our Inmate collection - Juan is sporting a darling font with whimsical lettering and a message that screams: "I was abused as a child and had no real father figure besides the street vatos who sodimized me for chuckles with junk they found behind the quickie mart."

Tattoo Toosday - 12/16

There are Tramp Stamps, and then there is this woman. If you haven't seen it yet, take a closer look at that butterfly. Classy AND creative! And she'll bring a smile to the face of the nuring home employees cleaning her bowel movements in fifty years time when she's lost all her teeth (assuming she hasn't removed them already).

Tattoo Toosday - 12/9

Yes, come on down! And do something incredibly stupid, like tattoo a game show host on your upper arm. Let's be thankful she didn't choose, "Don't forget to spay and neuter your pets!" Additional kudos for choosing the gray and elderly Barker. It shows foresight as she and the tattoo age together.

Tattoo Toosday - 12/2

Several things here: 1) obviously this is a play on the popular "Thug Life" tattoo sported by the likes of Tupac; 2) setting aside the point of promoting the "hug" - what's with the bicycles? 3) okay, forget the bicycles, why do they have wings? Do the wings make a flapping sound like the playing card in your spokes? 4) Is that a mushroom cloud in the background? 5) What's up with the fanny pack? Here's an opportunity to edit bad fashion but instead you memorialized it forever? On your stomach? Underneath a mushroom cloud?

Tattoo Toosday - 11/25

I have nothing against Tay Zonday as a person (only because we haven't met), but his only contribution to society - to date - is the Internet wunderhit "Chocolate Rain." And I use "wunderhit" loosely.

Now I'll grant that Tay's song has over 30 million page views, but when does an Internet meme warrant a tattoo? Why not tattoo "Rick Roll" across your forehead? At least Rick will never give you up or let you down.

Tattoo Toosday - 11/18

There are so many things to consider when getting a tattoo: Committment, Location, Design, Artist . . . but sometimes you gotta go with impulse, and nothing says impulse like a tattoo of Britney Spears with a shaved head . . . On your body . . . Forever.

But even assuming that you walk the impulsive path and ink Britney on your arm, consider using a design with a facial expersion that doesn't say . . . Grrrr?