You smell that...I smell MVP.

If Joe Pa's plea begging crazed scream to "come to Penn State" doesn't do the trick, maybe the soft smelky odors of the new cologne will.

In case you think we are joking, we aren't.

Penn State for women is an elegant and timeless creation. Graceful and Pure — Inspired by the beauty of Old Main. The top notes glisten with an elegant sparkling cassis. The sensual middle notes consist of Moroccan rose and evening lilac. The fragrance concludes with a lovely oriental vanilla, amber and Tahitian tonka. A sheer, sparkling fragrance for the classic Penn State woman.

Classic Penn State women fans

Mascot update

Collegian
Nittany Lion mascot James D. Sheep was charged with DUI Wednesday in connection with an incident last Saturday on Curtin Road, Penn State police said.

This is just piss poor. The Stanford Tree knows how to get drunk and make a public spectacle of itself. If you are going to get a DUI, at least have the common courtesy and school pride to do it as the mascot.

Tattoo Toosday - 11/18

There are so many things to consider when getting a tattoo: Committment, Location, Design, Artist . . . but sometimes you gotta go with impulse, and nothing says impulse like a tattoo of Britney Spears with a shaved head . . . On your body . . . Forever.

But even assuming that you walk the impulsive path and ink Britney on your arm, consider using a design with a facial expersion that doesn't say . . . Grrrr?