Every boy entering puberty should have one...

Trapper Keeper.


Do you know how many embarrassing moments were avoided due to my Trapper Keeper? The answer, many.

A strategically placed Trapper Keeper is a must for those desperate moments when vigorous attempts at thoughts of baseball arent working and you are left without a desk or trash can to rescue and protect you from the crotchular scrutiny of peers, teachers, janitors, cafeteria workers, bus drivers...I am getting off subject...anyway.

[positioned like so should do the

trick...maybe lower...and less

female-ish might help as well]

Were my friends and I the only ones that cut the clear plastic to add their own clever Trapper Keeper artwork to the front? I figured.