Cleavage and Chloroform, not the latest indie band

KAMPALA (AFP)
Uganda's police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.
"They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state," Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga told AFP.
"You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him," he said. "And the victim doesn't remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing."

Cleavage and Chloroform, not the newest Indie band

KAMPALA (AFP)
Uganda's police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.
"They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state," Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga told AFP.
"You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him," he said. "And the victim doesn't remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing."

Every boy entering puberty should have one...

Trapper Keeper.


Do you know how many embarrassing moments were avoided due to my Trapper Keeper? The answer, many.

A strategically placed Trapper Keeper is a must for those desperate moments when vigorous attempts at thoughts of baseball arent working and you are left without a desk or trash can to rescue and protect you from the crotchular scrutiny of peers, teachers, janitors, cafeteria workers, bus drivers...I am getting off subject...anyway.

[positioned like so should do the

trick...maybe lower...and less

female-ish might help as well]

Were my friends and I the only ones that cut the clear plastic to add their own clever Trapper Keeper artwork to the front? I figured.