Rascal Red Rover

"Red Rover, Red Rover, let diabetes take our left foot" (it sounded better in my head - it didn't really)

I think the other thing that I found to be fun is that clearly not all of these rascals are the same kind.  This means that at this particular Wal-Mart (just a hunch) that someone brought their own.  I guess this could be a Wal-Mart in the deep south where they have more rascals than "buggies."