baby proofing your baby proofing.

this is just fitting (no not really fitting...I don't think I could walk around normally if that were the case).

We used to call a buddy of mine the "baby arm."  Apparently he wasn't packing anything.  There are baby's legs out there...

Thank God that is a pacifier in her hand.  Dodged a bullet on that one.

Further, I can only imagine the number of seconds it would take the average municipal/county authorities if you tried google search to find this picutre:
"child wearing con...."  nope
"children using..."  oops
"condoms and kids..." probably not a good idea

I am thinking maybe you just refer them to our site or just share verbally how titillating humorous it was.