Minneapolis follows it's billing as #2 healthiest city by putting on pajamas and hitting the 'sizzler'

Minneapolis came in 2nd to Colorado Springs in a recent who's who of America's fittest cities.
They celebrated this great news by doing what every glutton with low self esteem does. Eating an entire bucket of KFC because they walked to their car earlier in the day.
Introducing the ALL YOU CAN EAT SEATS!!!!!

AP
While the Minnesota Twins prepared to play the Cleveland Indians on a recent evening, a few hundred fans were getting ready for a night-long contest of their own — a race to empty out the concession stands before they closed.
"I've done four hot dogs, three nachos, a pretzel, some popcorn and about four of these pops," said Charlie Romain, proudly treating himself to an early 22nd birthday feast. "It's only been an hour, but I'm digesting a bit right now."
High above third base, Sections 232 and 233 have been turned into all-you-can-eat seats for 10 Tuesdays this season. So far, about one-third of the 600 available tickets have been sold for each of the special nights.
Awesome. Because a good idea can't go unpunished, several other MLB teams are following suit. Pittsburgh Pirates, Texas Rangers and Baltimore Orioles are all planning to give their fans diabetes similar promotions. You would think this would be the sort of promotion reserved for the single A team in Waxahomeboggan...it isn't.

Those single A teams are putting oversized asses in their seats and catering to a female demographic by doing the exact opposite.

Free Lipo!
seriously.
No Bullshit, this is happening in Niles, OH
The Mahoning Valley Scrappers and Valley Surgical Arts will be giving away a liposuction treatment to one lucky lady during the July 8th Scrappers game against the Auburn Doubledays.

Please combine these promotions. For me.

This wasn't even close to the

worst photo I could find.