Alien Obama

Rep. Mike Castle recently held a town hall meeting attended by at least one luminary proclaiming that Barack Obama is an alien. And by alien I mean from Kenya. The argument is persuasive.

To prove that Obama is an alien, she brought her own birth certificate as evidence. And by proving that she has a birth certificate, not only does she conclusively establish that Obama has no birth certificate, she also proves that Obama was born in Kenya. Pow!

To drive home the point, she placed her birth certificate inside a protective sleeve, which reveals the invisible ink connecting the gaps in her logic. She also waved a smallish American flag, made reference to "The Grestest Generation," and her father, a veteran, whose birth certificate was mysteriously absent from the proceedings.