Mustache Monday

I wish Higgins would have had more play.

Not sure that my folks would let me knock on this man's door to retrieve the ball in his back yard. However, with that stache...I might just have been kicking back there to catch another look.

Whites love dancing and Applebees

(h/t barstool sports)
I got nothing. I mean...this is just rich. Elaine Benes may just have found her soulmate.

On a side note: At every local music festival, there are these two aging burners in tie dye that we have creatively dubbed the 'dancing couple.' They are probably in their late 40's and at several points in their routine, he bends her over and plays her like a guitar. Now that! is feeling the music people. And this fella knows all about that. These are some moves. I like how his buddy (we'll go with kurt) is really trying.

surly Kool-aid man

(thanks to Perry Bible Fellowship)

wow.

(h/t to the Superficial)

child actor. security guard. is there anything he can't do?

-his face looks weird and swollen. It is almost like someone rolled him up like a tube of toothpaste starting at his feet.

how awesome is this lighting? I want to incorporate this exact photo for my Holiday Cards this year.

You lil rascal

forget moses...we gots the rascal!

I would have preferred to have seen a Wal-mart supercenter partially underwater with someone shopping looting from the lil rascal as it bladed through the water. Other things that might have been nice would be to see a string attached to said rascal with a pet in a styrofoam cooler.

Welcome Distraction

Mustache Monday

Everyone has a "pop pop"
Not everyone's pop pop has a glorious mugshot like this. Those glasses are wonderful. I can almost see around his entire head. It's like the pencil in the glass of water only with glasses and a creepy grandpa who is losing his decision making capacity with this style sense.

Not friggin buying it... Lady Ga Ga is a herm

(H/T: WWTDD.com)

So...your friday .gif file ends up being a Lady ga ga showing that she is, perhaps, a herm?

ABC News
"It's not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It's just a little bit of a penis and really doesn't interfere much with my life. The reason I haven't talked about it is that it's not a big deal to me. Like come on. It's not like we all go around talking about our v***. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot. I have both a **** and a p*****. Big f******g deal."

Not sure that I am buying this yet.

volunteering... it can be fun and cruel

(Thanks to Perry Bible Fellowship)

Welcome Distraction