Mustache Monday

There couldn't have been "Private Eyes" without Oates. And 80's fashion sense couldn't have been more regrettable without mustaches.

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What a tosser...

Madeira Beach- A 41-year-old man who witnesses said had been drinking since 9 a.m. was arrested Monday afternoon after authorities say he created a disturbance by pretending to drown and throw jellyfish on teenagers.
Keith Edward Marriott, of 100 154th Ave. in Madeira Beach, faces charges of disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon after a pocketknife was found in his shorts, Pinellas County sheriff's deputies said. Marriott repeatedly submerged himself and floated to the surface, "causing concern for his safety," and was "loud and disruptive," according to a sheriff's report.
Then he started throwing sea creatures.
Marriott, who is listed on arrest reports as working for a brokerage company, was being held at Pinellas County Jail in lieu of $250 bail.


Try as you might...this may be one of the best stories I have read this year.

Ding...Ding...

This guy has a mirror in his pocket cause he's gotta practice lookin hard.

Truth? He has gotta practice doing something because boxing may not be his bag. And if something isn't your bag, you probably don't want to stand there looking hard waiting for another person to light you up like a Bulldog on a Cowboy. At least the cowboys beat their opener which is more than OU can say as the entire Sooner nation panicks and jumps off the Schooner bandwagon like it was about to roll over midfield.

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who doesn't love the name Oksana?

One year? We made it? Hardly.

Mustache Monday

totally. getting. laid.

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