You lil rascal

forget moses...we gots the rascal!

I would have preferred to have seen a Wal-mart supercenter partially underwater with someone shopping looting from the lil rascal as it bladed through the water. Other things that might have been nice would be to see a string attached to said rascal with a pet in a styrofoam cooler.

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Mustache Monday

Everyone has a "pop pop"
Not everyone's pop pop has a glorious mugshot like this. Those glasses are wonderful. I can almost see around his entire head. It's like the pencil in the glass of water only with glasses and a creepy grandpa who is losing his decision making capacity with this style sense.

Not friggin buying it... Lady Ga Ga is a herm

(H/T: WWTDD.com)

So...your friday .gif file ends up being a Lady ga ga showing that she is, perhaps, a herm?

ABC News
"It's not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It's just a little bit of a penis and really doesn't interfere much with my life. The reason I haven't talked about it is that it's not a big deal to me. Like come on. It's not like we all go around talking about our v***. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot. I have both a **** and a p*****. Big f******g deal."

Not sure that I am buying this yet.

volunteering... it can be fun and cruel

(Thanks to Perry Bible Fellowship)

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it happens

China

Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.“It’s hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!” Feng told Oriental Today.He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.Feng’s wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.
Turns out, that this is the result of a neurological-facial malformation called Holoprosencephaly.
Here is hoping that doesn't happen again. Unless it was like a unicorn and Kangaroo...that could be awesomely scrumtralescent.

transformers are forgetful

(thanks to Perry Bible Fellowship)

Mustache Monday

Although this is not me (cue collective exasperated disappointment), I have the exact same flared out, creepy stache. This mustache can reach out and touch you and it is never in a good way.

The el camino of footwear

Strong sir. Quite strong.