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Sunday, December 7, 2008

Biker Fox Arrested


Police arrested Biker Fox on Saturday afternoon in Tulsa, Oklahoma. (Link here). Fox, 50, (formerly Frank DeLarzelere - yes, he officially changed his name in 2005), maintains a disturbing website celebrating animals, high school cheerleaders, and is generally known for being one incident removed from appearing on a list, whether a sex offender registry or "Most Likely To Get Slapped With a Protective Order."

According to reports, an officer stopped Fox at 2:49p.m. for Not Riding on the Right and having No Bicycle Light. (Really? At 2:49p.m.?). When the officer began writing a citation, Fox became irate and hurled his bicycle at the officer. The officer was not injured, but required the assistance of a "Good Samaritan" to subdue Fox until backup arrived. He was also charged with Obstruction. (the ordinances would be linked if the City hadn't converted them to a single 106 page pdf. genius).

The origin of the white stuff in Fox's right nostril is not currently known . . . (click to enlarge photo).