Kim Jong Il has something in common with Lindsay Lohan

No...he hasn't had a stint of lesbian (although he looks like one)

No...he hasn't suffered irreparable career setbacks (although he kinda has)

hint: (it's the weight loss)

Lohan on Palin

Finally. Ever since McCain announced Palin as his running mate, I've been lost without input from Lindsey Lohan. Well wait no more. Lohan has posted her thoughts about the Palin pick on myspace, with the following disclaimer:

"[I]t's necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman."

Link here. Thank God. For a second I wondered if Lindsey was shallow and vapid and just hated Palin because Palin used her vagina for something besides a compartment to mule drugs around L.A., or a personal playground for Samantha Ronsen. No, Lindsey hates Palin because she likes Obama, similar to why she hates boys because she likes girls. And don't complain to me about middle ground, Prince predicted the whole thing back when wrote about boys v. girls in the World Series of Love.

Lohan writes and spells and says things and sympathy's good

Upon Robert Altman's death, several people thought to console and inspire. Lindsay Lohan is just one of those people.

Thanks Linds...

"I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career," she began, less than certainly. "He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years... He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do." A little lower down, she fell into improv philosophy, apparently riffing on the notion that life is too short to waste: "Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) - everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on. - altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come." And she signed off, "Be adequite. Lindsay Lohan."

I couldnt have done it better myself.

terrific link here