Showing posts with label Lana Lawless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lana Lawless. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Was it the hands or chin that gave it away? Oh, it was the penis.





At the recent RE/MAX World Long Drive Championship here at Mesquite Regional Park, the year grew even stranger.
The new women's world champion in the event is a 55-year-old bartender who used to be a man.
Although golf is a sport largely without controversy, the reign of long-drive queen Lana Lawless, who lives in Palm Springs, Calif., is expected to be neither tranquil nor uneventful.


For starters, there is her startling honesty. "This is who I am. This is my life," she said firmly. "That other person, that 245-pound SWAT cop I used to be, he's gone. He's not coming back."
Lawless mostly was a curiosity until the night of Oct. 22, when she upset the competitor widely acclaimed as the longest hitter in women's golf — 21-year-old Phillis Meti of Auckland, New Zealand.

Added former women's world champion Lee Brandon: "In 2005, the USGA approved transgender involvement in competition, so I don't see how we can dispute this. However, if a woman has the knees, hands and feet of a man, she has genetic real estate that is more gifted."


She certainly has the hands of a man. I have no desire to see his/her feet.

Sweet outfit. With hair like that, we expect the "Women's" Pro Bowling Tour Championship to succomb to Lana's iron grip next.