Your welcome distraction 12/31

Christmas is gone, but happy new year! With a bonus.

Your welcome distraction 12/25

Hillary Fisher wishes you a merry xmas. If you arent sure who she is, then we will better introduce you in future "welcome distraction" segments.

Your welcome distraction 12/18

Your welcome distraction 12/3

Izabele Goulart-

Not sure who she is, but she is mildly attractive.

Your welcome distraction 11/27

Not sure what it is with Nicky Whelan and the ballet scenario, but we are not complaining.

Your welcome distraction 11/20

Megan Fox...In the study...With the candlestick looks that could kill.

Yes Megan is back already, quit complaining.

What? I wasn't listening 11/13

We run into this kind of thing all the time. Random crops and hay bales and...

Outside chance that walking around barefoot (and wearing mostly nothingly) like that will get you bit by chiggers. seriously...

no complaints here.

What? I wasn't listening 11/6

Sure she is controversial, maybe she is more involved politically than you might like, and perhaps she is adopting and having children like the old lady that lived in a shoe... but, the lady that lived in a shoe never looked like her...I know this because if she did, I would have read that fable a great deal more.

What? I wasn't listening 10/30

Keira Knightley.

doesnt matter whether she bends it like beckham (sexual innuendo is not even worth typing here) or is a pirate wench...she is a favorite.

We just felt kind of awkward catching her right in the middle of putting on this ill-fitting 4 XL grey tank top.

What? I wasn't listening 10/23

Adriana Lima.

nothing much else to say. enjoy.

What? I wasn't listening 10/16

Nicky Whelan.

that is all.

What? I wasnt listening 10/9

Tina Fey.

This is nothing new and it is not politically driven (Palin wishes she could pull this off...good luck with the Trick or treating).

I have been a fan for a long time. She is not Megan Fox, she is not Gisele or the newly discovered Nicky Whelan...but she is solid. She has the skill to be hot and cute at the same time...a pretty rare quality.

She gets huge points for being funnier than you.

What? I wasn't listening 10/2

Gisele Bundchen.

no comment

What? I wasn't listening 9/25

I know we recently had MM, but Congrats to the Cubs for clinching a playoff spot.

This was more of an excuse than anything else for us to show Marissa Miller in good form.

We would have waited to post this photo, but there is no telling how far the cubs will actually go.

what? i wasnt listening...

Marissa Miller checks out your backyard (yeah...just try and make that into a sexual innuendo).

just happens to be my in top 5 as well...because, again, it matters

Megan Fox is moderately attractive....

Thanks to the GQ...












(she is also in my top 5...because it matters)