Eight Stadiums of the BCS

Is he a cowboy or gentleman?

You just gave the non-alumni fans of Arkansas and Oklahoma something to shoot for. Oh...that clip is so wonderful.

I like the "damnit" right in the middle. It was almost like this classy fella knew you were about to lose interest and wanted to reel you back in like a 4 1/2 lb. catfish.

This silver-tongued devil reminds me of distant relatives the family really hopes will blow off the next holiday gathering due to any of the following:

1. studying for any upcoming 'licensure' exam that may involve stuffing/handling dead animals, driving 18-wheelers or handling concealed weapons ("studying" can also mean efforting one's way through the required paperwork);
2. license still suspended;
3. concerned about "getting served" at any place where his/her attendance is probable;
4. none of the 10 'vehicles in the yard' are currently working.

Excuses we will never hear but we are all really hoping keep them from attending:

1. at the dentist;
2. at work;
3. at an interview;
4. lowjack working properly.